About Andy
Andy was born a poor child to a nomadic tribe in Nepal. His family later won the Nepalese lottery and moved to England where his father became a world-renown hamster farmer and his mother an Olympic tri-athlete.
Fearing religious opression, Andy fled to America, where he opened up a small Native-American headdress store in Manhattan. That business failed in the first 3 days.
Andy then created this website and within minutes was rocketed to instant stardom.